Introduction

Ok for those of you who has no idea of what a blog is or has no previous blogging experience, this will serve as a guide for you.

Q1.What is a blog?

A. A blog is a user-generated website where entries are made in journal style and displayed in a reverse chronological order. Blogs often provide commentary or news on a particular subject, such as food, politics, or local news; some function as more personal online diaries. A typical blog combines text, images, and links to other blogs, web pages, and other media related to its topic. The ability for readers to leave comments in an interactive format is an important part of many blogs.
So if you are a bitchy person like I am, you should quite like the idea of blogging your heart out so everybody will know how big a biatch you are.

Q2. What to blog about?
A. As we all live in democratic countries (much to my dismay), you are allowed to blog about anything you like. Here are some examples:-

a.) Maybe you are at a famous place, were maybe Angelina Jolie has been to, and you've touched the table where Jolie had touched and you're thinking :" Hey,I've touched the table, her hand touched the table, by some transitive properties, I've touched her hand! Algebra's awesome!" well good for you, why not blog about it.
b.) Or maybe you think blogging is for losers and you are absolutely against it and think that it is against the will of God, hey I've got an idea, why not Blog about it?
c.)Or maybe even if you've finally decided to come out of the closet, like a certain Celebrity midget should have done long time ago, hey blog about it and we will give you some advice about it, we're all here to help, some of us have had much experience with it.
We are more than happy to deal with all of your problems, from getting a haircut to fixing your STD, to performing an abortion(a semi-legal one, cause i've never got past the tools in vagina stage.).

Q3.What not to blog about?
A. Well, let's say you're in Germany and you see people walking around looking like Hitler. Well don't blog about it, we all know deep in the hearts of every German, there's a Hitler.(Hey if you're a German reading this, I'm really sorry, what i said was not meant to be offensive. If by any chance, you find it offensive, then I'm sorry, you're a FAG. If you are a homosexual reading this, I'm really sorry, what i said was not meant to be offensive. If by any chance, you find it offensive, then I'm sorry, you're a Biatch, If you are a Biatch.....bla bla bla basically what I've just said).

Now, you should be able to produce your own blog, if you still have difficulties with it, then kindly take an IQ test.

Happy Blogging.